I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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