Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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