that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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