Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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