oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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