I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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