there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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