I'd wear matching sweaters with you
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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