Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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