The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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