Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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