She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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