I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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