Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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