its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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