It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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