pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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