i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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