My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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