I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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