I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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