he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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