whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
So much rum. So many feels.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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