We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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