these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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