Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
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