We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
My liver is preforming stress tests.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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