i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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