just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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