his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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