Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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