Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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