Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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Just high enough for therapy.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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