a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
The air taste purple.
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