whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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