I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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