And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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