Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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