before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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