come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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