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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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