i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
ugly people sure do ruin things
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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