it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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