I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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