I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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