I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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