Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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