yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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