Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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