She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
