How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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