she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
