is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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