I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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