i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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