Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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