You made me cry and you don't even care
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
dude. I can hear the air.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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