OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i think i have herpe
just one?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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