i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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