summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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