Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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