is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
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I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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